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Things people smoke

Nicotine Cigarettes, they like the taste of tar     a girl who lost her shirt smokes an electronic cig it keeps her warm; her lungs will not scar   a fuzzy faze smokes a small rock of crack Listen … Continue reading

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People who I wish were my dad

Little Joe, all grown up and smokes a fatherly pipe KRS-ONE straight poison on the mic you know as a poppa he’d be at least all right the big toad, toadstool tender and soft a sensitive heart to make your … Continue reading

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The Joy of Umbrellas

Foul rain and sun what poisons spill From the sky when both clouds and orbs drip; Yet can not break the Caelum of human will A duel wielder, just walk straight and in line The agility and grace to one … Continue reading

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People Eating Pizza

Extra cheese for the commander in chief   A grumbus gorges on peppy peetz     He’s got a fresh box and and a stamp to prove he’s allowed to eat     he lost a bet and must take … Continue reading

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Innocent things portrayed as evil

  A weapon of death spreads avian disease       a hopper bides time until he attacks you asleep       ferocious feline fleet footed to gore, the tender skins of your wrists with joy     a … Continue reading

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CATS INSIDE STUFF

Cat you are no fish, foolish feline friend But tonight we dine of white whisker stew The rare cat crawler,hermit of the sea I’ll take one meower shipped C.O.D A garfielder does his best to keep keep clean Lend a … Continue reading

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PEOPLE DRINKING SODA

Forced to drink Pepsi: year 1955 Guzzles the dew when stopped by a red light Baby blue ages diet cola in light No image of folks drinking tab can be found Little mopper uses orange like soap, A young doctor … Continue reading

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